Alas, the only thing that prevents me from going mad from a corrosive combination of hatred and fear of the unknown is the thought that I would not have been able to become so blasphemously rich were it not for one simple truth: the peoples of the world will always believe whatever preposterous hateful bull-shit I tell them so long as it it printed in neat columns next to attractive pictures of their leaders. And thank God for that, I say.

T. Herman Zweibel, The Onion