- Thou Shalt Not Simply Trot Out Thy Usual Shtick
- Thou Shalt Dream a Great Dream, or Show Forth a Wondrous New Thing, or Share Something Thou Hast Never Shared Before
- Thou Shalt Reveal Thy Curiosity and Thy Passion
- Thou Shalt Tell a Story
- Thou Shalt Freely Comment on the Utterances of Other Speakers for the Sake of Blessed Connection and Exquisite Controversy
- Thou Shalt Not Flaunt Thine Ego. Be Thou Vulnerable. Speak of Thy Failure as well as Thy Success.
- Thou Shalt Not Sell from the Stage: Neither Thy Company, Thy Goods, Thy Writings, nor Thy Desperate Need for Funding; Lest Thou Be Cast Aside into Outer Darkness.
- Thou Shalt Remember All the While: Laughter is Good.
- Thou Shalt Not Read Thy Speech.
- Thou Shalt Not Steal the Time of Them That Follow Thee
Via Tim Longhurst