Ed Dowding

A few notes from various bits of paper lying around the place:

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More people are being more productive that ever, and we still have trouble making ends meet. Something is fucked here, Dude.

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“Eat only parents.” This was my conclusion about the ethics of eating meat. Basically once they’ve fulfilled Biological Imperative #1 (breeding), I figure the job is done, and you’re fair game.

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In my house I’m going to plant different coloured grass seeds and make a giant Scrabble board.

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I am a Twaatist.

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WIR Bank, Switzerland: book keeping only, no scrip, founded 1934, 62000 members, turned over £1bn in 2004, not subject to economic fluctuations

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Build up a few strips of superglue on the edge of a razor, and you have a stubble making razor. Result: Unfortunately this hurts like hell since razor blades just aren’t sharp enough to cut through hair comfortably without bracing it against the skin.

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If anyone wants to get rich, here’s an idea. Hairbrushes get hairy after a while, right? So put some string or rubber bands through the bristles when it’s clean, then when you want to clearn it, just pull them off in one. Poorly explained, but if you don’t get it, you’re probably not the person for the job.